Ikeda akihisa 15? Rosario + vampire 122? Akashiya moka 76? Kurono kurumu 41? Shirayuki mizore 33? Sendo yukari 32? Toujou rubi 19? Shuzen kokoa 16. Rosario+Vampire debuted in Monthly Shonen Jump in March of 2004 and is continuing in the magazine Jump Square (Jump SQ) as Rosario+Vampire: Season II. In Japan, Rosario+Vampire is also available as a drama CD. In 2008, the story was first released as an anime. Season II is also available as an anime now.
I am SO terribly sorry for the delay of the next chapter. I've been spending a lot of time playing Odyssey and working on a chapter that was NOT adapted into the anime, along with being sick for the past week. But now I'm better and here you go.
Enjoy
Two months had passed since Tsuki Aono, an average teenage human girl, enrolled against her will into Yōkai Academy, a school made for monsters. Since then, she had already gained three monster 'boyfriends': Yukinari Sendo, a highly intelligent wizard despite being 11-years-old; Kumaru Kurono, a perverted incubus who constantly harasses her; and Mako Akashiya, a vampire boy who has an obsession for her blood, as well as a split-personality that awakens whenever his Rosario Cross is removed from around his neck.
Because Tsuki is a human, she is forced to keep her identity a secret; otherwise, she will be executed. And only Mako knows the truth, yet is willing to protect her in exchange for his blood.
Right now, Tsuki was sitting in his desk in homeroom. Next to Tsuki sat her first 'boyfriend', Mako Akashiya; Mako was reading a book on art. Tsuki stared at the pink-haired vampire boy.
(Tsuki's Fantasy)
Tsuki returned to her dorm room and--
'Welcome home, Tsuki!' said Mako right in front of him, wearing only underwear.
Tsuki's lustful eyes widened at Mako's hunky body. 'MAKO-SAN!' she exclaimed.
'HAPPY BIRTHDAY!' Mako cried out.
'How did you remember?' Tsuki asked with excitement.
'What do you mean 'how did I remember'? Why do you think I'm half-naked?'
'...Mako-san...'
'...Tsuki…'
As the two of them walked over to each other, Tsuki's suddenly found herself striping down to her panties. '...Mako-san...' she whispered while hiding her breasts with her arms.
'...Tsuki…'
'...Mako-san...'
'...Tsuki…'
Finally, the two of them met, pressing their chests up against one another.
'...Mako-san...'
'...Tsuki…'
'...Mako-san...'
(End of Fantasy)
'TSUKI-CHAN!'
*BAM*
Tsuki suddenly got hit in the head by Gina with a fan and snapped back to reality.
'It's club meeting time, y'all,' said the female pervert. 'My, Mako-san, you're just as handsome as last time.'
Mako gave an uncontrollable smile to the flirtatious Gina.
'Hey, Tsuki-chan!'
*SLAP*
Tsuki suddenly got smacked on the butt; she jumped and turned around, noticing the culprit. 'KUMARU-KUN! Don't smack my butt!'
'Oh, come on, Tsuki-san,' said the incubus teen. 'I liked it, didn't you?'
'NO! I—'
*BANG*
A pan came out of the sky and hit Kumaru on the head, knocking him to the ground.
'Anyone who bothers MY Tsuki-san shall answer to ME~DESU!' cheered the culprit: Yukinari Sendo.
'What the hell?!' gasped Gina. 'Where'd THIS kid come from?
'Oh, you didn't know?' asked Mako. 'Yukinari-kun is our newest club member.'
'And Tsuki-san's BOYFRIEND~DESU!'
'NO HE ISN'T!' screamed Tsuki. 'He's just a FRIEND who happens to be a BOY!
'O...kay?' sighed Gina. 'Whatever, let's just get to the deal.'
'And for THAT matter, these guys really have no problem admitting their feelings,' thought Tsuki. 'But enough about that; after the club meeting, I'm inviting Mako-san to my room for a private birthday celebartion!'
She and the rest of the boys took their seats as Gina stepped up to the chalkboard.
'Pay attention, everyone,' Gina said in a demanding voice. 'In one month, four male students suddenly disappeared without a trace. Here, I'm handing out some information.' She gave each of her clubmates a piece of paper detailing the missing boys.
'Wow,' thought Tsuki, 'Gina's acting pretty serious on an incident for once.'
'The first thing we need to do is ask some other classmates who were possibly close to them,' said Gina. '...NOW!'
The club members quickly fled out the classroom for investigation.
'And when the missing boys realize the president of the club who saved them was me,' Gina thought with a mysterious grin, 'they'll be DYING to reward me with those mountains on their chests.'
Kōmura Nazo says:
Of course. That was her REAL intention. WHEE!
'Wait! Where are you going, Mako-san?' asked Tsuki later that evening. 'I was about to—'
'I have after-school modeling classes with the art teacher,' said Mako said. 'I'm going to model some art designs for a whole week in preparation for next year's school-art book.'
'Mako-san?!' Tsuki outh hung wide open. 'Modeling?!'
(Tsuki's Fantasy)
Mako was wearing a biker's outfit while sitting on a motorcycle as many photography flashes surrounded him.
Mako was wearing green boxing shorts and red boxing gloves as many photography flashes surrounded him.
Mako was wearing a boy-band outfit.
A traditional vampire outfit.
Nothing but a green-black speedo.
(End of Fantasy)
'AND FOR THE NEXT WEEK! THAT MEANS HE'LL BE MISSING OUT ON MY BIRTHDAY!' Tsuki began pulling her hair as waterfalls of tears flowed down her eyes.
'Tsuki?' Mako thought.
'Wait, Mako-san!' Tsuki cried in tears. 'Do you know what's coming up?'
'What are you talking about?' asked the vampire boy.
'A certain day! For a certain...someone!'
'Oh...no, I don't!'
Tsuki's body crumbled into a million. 'ARE YOU KIDDING ME!' she screamed as her body assembled back together.
'But I'll try to make it,' said Tsuki.
'You promise?'
'I promise, Tsuki.'
'Mako-san.'
'Tsuki.'
'Mako-san.'
'Tsuki...may I suck your blood again?'
'Sure, Mako-sa—wait! WHAT?!'
*BITE*
'IIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!'
Kōmura Nazo says:
Ya let yer guard down. WHEE!
'Thank you so much, Tsuki!' Mako blushed madly. 'This'll be the last time I'll ever get to drink your blood for a long long time.' And so, he went along his merry way, leaving Tsuki to stare at him in depression.
'It's so easy for him and everyone else to say they love me,' Tsuki thought. 'So why can't I do the same for THEM? Especially since my birthday's coming up?'
Mako arrived at the Yōkai Academy art office. 'Hello? Sensei?'
'Ah, Mako-san!' A man whispered from right behind Mako, getting the vampire boy to turn around. 'Welcome,' the man continued. 'I am Ishigami Hotaru.'
Mr. Ishigami was a young man in his early 30s or late 20s with a hourglass figure. He had braided hair worn under a bandana over her head. He also wore a wears a pale shirt, slim jeans, pumps, a golden necklace and a long trench coat with paint stains on it.
'Pleasure to meet you, Ishigami-sensei' Mako said with a bow.
'Likewise,' said Ishigami. 'Well then, shall we begin?'
The next day, Tsuki and Mako sat in art class. 'Okay, class,' said Mr. Ishigami. 'This month, we shall be working on 'what's important to you'! And just what is important to you is the art in each and every one of your hearts.'
'So what kind of model is Mako-san going to become?' thought Tsuki. She opened up her and...
*SPALT*
'EEEEHHHHHHH?'
The book contained statues of naked boys.
Kōmura Nazo says:
He's going to be a NUDE MODEL?! WHEE!
The image of Mako looking like the Thinker statue flashed through Tsuki's mind. 'Now that I think about it, a lot of boys have apparently been skipping classes lately to join the art class...could they be...'
*THUD*
'OW!' A male student suddenly fell through the side window; this boy had black hair with an emo style on the front. 'I've decided to join art for some fun!'
'Huh? There's another one!'
'Hey, Ishigami-sensei?' Mako asked. 'Could you help me?' He waited patiently for the art teacher to walk towards him. 'I think I made some mistakes,' Mako said as Mr. Ishigami was right beside him.
Tsuki watched their art teacher demonstrate and explain Mako's errors on his sketch pad. She was determined to ask Mako to send her birthday with her.
'Mako-san!' Tsuki called out after class. 'Can I talk to you for a minute?'
'Sure. What's up?' asked the vampire boy.
Tsuki opened her mouth to speak, but the loud noise of all the students kept reaching her ears. 'You know what, maybe we should go somewhere less noisy,' she said a she took Mako's hand and began dragging him to--
*BUMP*
She suddenly bumped into someone accidentally, causing her to almost fall. But the person, who turned out to be Kumaru, reached out to steady her.
'Sorry bout that,' Kumaru yelled joyfully as he embraced the brunette human from behind and began playing with her boobs.
Mako rolled his eyes in disgust at the flirty incubus.
*BEEP* *BEEP*
Suddenly, his watch began beeping. He looked at it and saw the time. 'Oh, shit! I'm late!' he yelled to himself. 'Sorry, Tsuki, but I'm late of modeling,' he called out to Tsuki as he began rushing off.
'MAKO-SAN! WAIT!' cried Tsuki. But Mako was already out of Tsuki's earshot.
Days went by as Tsuki continued attempting to ask Mako about her birthday. Every time, unfortunately, one of two things happened:
1. Mako, who appeared to still be completely unaware of Tsuki's special day, turned her down, mostly because of after school activities.
2. One of Tsuki's other boyfriends, Kumaru and Yukinari, kept interrupting to harass her.
2. One of Tsuki's other boyfriends, Kumaru and Yukinari, kept interrupting to harass her.
Now it was just one day before the deadline. Tsuki stood outside the door of Mr. Ishigami's classroom, determined to confront Mako once and for all.
'What am I to Mako-san anyway?' the human brunette thought. 'All he ever does I care about sucking my blood. Apparently, I'm not even important enough for him to remember my birthday. Could it be...NO. I WILL ask Mako out this time, and I WON'T be afraid to ask him to be with me for my birthday!'
'EXCUSE ME!' she yelled as she slid the door open. 'I need to talk with—'
But much to her surprise, nobody was in there. 'Huh? I must be early. Oh well, I guess I'll just wait till he arrives.' She was about to sit down when she heard someone muffled screaming...
'MMMMM! MMMMM!'
The sounds came from a locker in the corner, which had a male uniform scattered on the ground right in front of it. Heading to the locker, she opened the door and, to her surprise, saw a mysterious statue that was posing like the mythical Greek hero Perseus. Tsuki noticed the muffled screams coming from the statue...and the statue appeared to be shaking.
'Is that statue...crying?! What's going on here?' she exclaimed. 'Hold on a sec, he looks like—'
'What are you doing to my art? How'd you get in here?'
'EEK!' Frightened, Tsuki jumped around and saw Mr. Ishigami glaring right behind him.
'I-I-Ishigami-sensei! I'm so sorry for barging in here,' said Mako frantically. 'I was j—'
'I-I-Ishigami-sensei! I'm so sorry for barging in here,' said Mako frantically. 'I was j—'
Mr. Ishigami glared at the brunette a his braids began floating in a mysterious--
'Oh, you must be Tsuki-chan from Class 3,' Mr. Ishigami said in a softer and kinder tone.
Kōmura Nazo says:
Wait a sec! What happened to the floating braids? WHEE!
'If you're looking for Mako-san, I'm afraid he's too busy modeling for me to spend time with you,' said Mr. Ishigami.
'WHY CAN'T SHE?!' cried--
'Tsuki?!' Mako suddenly came into the classroom. 'What are YOU doing here?'
'Mako-san!' gasped the human brunette girl. 'I-I-I was—'
'I'm sorry, but you can't be here,' Mako said as he pushed her through the art door archway. 'You need to leave.'
'What do you mean can't be here?' cried Tsuki. 'Are you really going to be a nude model?'
'Of course not! A-A-And even if I WAS, it's none of your business. Now PLEASE LEAVE!'
'...…...I get it,' Tsuki whispered. 'That's all I am to you? Nothing but a nuisance?'
'What?! I-I didn't—'
'NOW I UNDERSTAND! YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT ME! DO YOU?! WELL I'M SORRY FOR BUGGING YOU TOO MUCH!'
Enraged, Tsuki turned around and stormed off in tears. 'This is the worst birthday of my life! All I wanted was to spend a whole day alone with Mako-san, but she never cared from the beginning!'
'TSUKI! WAIT!' Mako tried to rush after her, but was stopped by Mr. Ishigami who grabbed his arm.
'I'm afraid I can't let you go after him,' Mr. Ishigami whispered violently as his braids began floating again. In fact, the ends of the braids began growing bigger and opening up and growing fangs and gaining glowing red eyes.
'I-Ishigami-sensei?!' Mako pink-haired boy exclaimed. 'What's-What's happening to your hair?'
Mr. Ishigami's braids suddenly lunged a Mako, grabbing him by the wrists and ankles.
'I'm afraid Tsuki-chan saw a little too much,' hissed Mr. Ishigami. 'So I'm afraid our time together will have to COME TO AN END!'
Another braid of Mr. Ishigami lunged at Mako's face and...
'AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!'
'Oh my god!' Yukinari whispered in the newspaper clubroom as he looked into his crystal ball that laid on a desk Yukinari was sitting at.
'What's going on, Yukinari-kun?' asked Kumaru.
'Divination! I'm looking into my crystal ball and can sense a bad aura coming from where Mako-san is right now.'
Just then, Tsuki arrived as she opened the door.
'Tsuki! You're finally here!' said the teenage incubus.
'You're late, young late!' Gina proclaimed as she held up a missing person flyer. 'Another boy disappeared yesterday!'
As Tsuki looked at the picture, her eyes widened as she recognized the face; she snatched the flyer out Gina's hand to get a better examination. 'This kid! I've SEEN him before, he skipped classes to hang out with Ishigami-senpai...'
(Flashback)
*THUD*
'OW!' A male student suddenly fell through the side window; this boy had black hair with an emo style on the front. 'I've decided to join art for some fun!'
(End of Flashback)
'...and THAT time...' Tsuki whispered.
(Flashback)
'MMMMM! MMMMM!'
The sounds came from a locker in the corner, which had a male uniform scattered on the ground right in front of it. Heading to the locker, she opened the door and, to her surprise, saw a mysterious statue that was posing like the mythical Greek hero Perseus. Tsuki noticed the muffled screams coming from the statue...and the statue appeared to be shaking.
(End of Flashback)
'MAKO-SAN'S IN DANGER!' Tsuki screamed as she rushed back to the art room.
Mako began regaining consciousness. As he got up, he found himself in an ancient Greek-like temple.
'MMMMMM!'
'MMMMMMMMMM!'
'MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!'
'MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!'
'MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!'
Just then, Mako saw five statues muffling and shaking. 'What's going on? Are those statues screaming?! And MOVING?!' Then she recognized the appearances: they matched the missing students from the missing people flyers. Suddenly, he right arm felt heavy; he looked and saw that his hand had turned to stone.
'You like it?' hissed a demonic voice.
Mako turned around and saw Mr. Ishigami right behind.
'YOU! It was YOU who kidnapped the students!' cried Mako furiously. 'But how did you turn them to stone? And HAND for that matter!'
Mr. Ishigami didn't answer; he just removed his headband, revealing a bunch of snakes for his hair. 'It's ALL because of my babies,' Mr. Ishigami gloated as he consoled some of his snakes. 'Anyone who gets bitten by my snakes gets stoned instantly. The only reason YOU'RE still moving is because you weren't hit in the brain; attacking the brain turns them entirely stone, while biting any OTHER part simply turns THOSE parts into stone. It's the way we medusa work since Ancient Greece!'
Bite Sized Monster Dictionary:
Medusa
From Green mythology, a fearsome monster with snakes as hair They have the power to turn living things into stone. Stronger ones can turn anyone who simply looks at them in stone.
From Green mythology, a fearsome monster with snakes as hair They have the power to turn living things into stone. Stronger ones can turn anyone who simply looks at them in stone.
*WHIP* *WHIP* *WHIP*
Mr. Ishigami's snakes suddenly seized Mako's entire body. 'Behold, the GREATEST heroes of Ancient Greece!' he shouted as he pointed to each of his statues while naming them. 'Achilles! Jason! Odysseus! Perseus! Theseus!'
Mako terrifyingly looked behind him and saw five naked statues posing as the five said heroes from Greek mythology.
'And YOU...' continued Mr. Ishigami, '...YOU will be the GREATEST of all these heroes: HERACLES!'
Kōmura Nazo says:
Heracles, better known in Roman and Western regions as Hercules, is the most famously known hero of Greek mythology. The demigod son of thunder god Zeus and mortal Alcmene, he is best known for performing what would be known as his Twelve Labors. WHEE!
One of Mr. Ishigami's snakes charged at Mako, ready to turn the pink-haired boy into--
'MAKO-SAN!' Tsuki cried as she burst through the door and ran up to Mako to free him. 'ENOUGH of your insanity!' Tsuki screamed at the Medusa man. 'I won't let you turn Mako-san into stone!'
'You damn bitch!' yelled Mr. Ishigami. 'GET OUT OF MY WAY!'
'TSUKI! NO! SAVE YOURSELF!' begged Mako. 'YOU'LL GET TURNED TO—'
'I DON'T CARE!' Tsuki cried as she reached out to Mako. 'I...I CAN'T GO ON WITHOUT YOU, MAKO-SAN! I NEED YOU, NO MATTER HOW INSIGNIFICANT I AM TO YOU! I...I...I LO—'
*BITE*
Tsuki was suddenly instantaneously turned into a statue as a snake bit her forehead.
'TSUKI!' cried Mako.
Remaining completely still, the statue of Tsuki toppled over onto the ground, much to Mako's horror.
'Wow! THAT was ridiculously easy,' chucked Mr. Ishigami. 'Too easy that I could swear she's a hu—'
Suddenly, a bright pink light emitting from Mako engulfed in entire art studio, interrupting Mr. Ishigami.
'WHA?! WHAT IN HADES IS GOING ON?!' Mr. Ishigami screamed.
Hundreds of bat flew into the studio through the window and encircled Mako's glowing body. When the bats dispersed, the bright light dimmed and Mako was once again in his true form.
'No way! That HAIR! Those EYES! He's a SHINSO VAMPIRE!' Mr. Ishigami's expression turned from satisfaction to fear. 'But how--'
Just then, Mr. Ishigami observed the silver-haired boy's chest and noticed that the Rosario Cross, which he noticed many time before, was no longer attached to Mako's choker. He looked down and saw the statue of Tsuki holding the Rosario Cross within her stoned hand. 'You gotta be kidding me!' Mr. Ishigami began panicking.
'Now it's MY turn!' Mako suddenly grabbed the snakes from Mr. Ishigami's hair that restrained him and ripped the off of the Medusa teacher's head.
'AH! MY SNAKES! MY HAIR!' screamed Mr. Ishigami. 'YOU SON-OF-A-BITCH! YOU DON'T EVEN UNDERSTAND WHAT ART IS!'
'I understand ENOUGH!' Mako yelled from above as he threw his foot down at Mr. Ishigami's face. 'KNOW YOUR PLACE, BITCH!'
*BAM*
Mako struck the top of Mr. Ishigami's head with his stoned leg, leaving the Medusa teacher with a nearly fractured skull as he laid on the ground in a pool of blood pouring from his head.
'Y-Y-Yes, Mako-san...' Mr. Ishigami whispered unconsciously.
Kōmura Nazo says:
This chapter's climactic battle took 197 words across 8 paragraphs! WHEE!
'I wonder if that snakehead knows what it's like to feel the pain from his own stone,' Mako sighed to himself and he twirled the front of his hair. He turned around and approached the statue of his human lover, kneeling down to retrieve his Rosario Cross. As he did so, he gave a sad smile and began shedding a sexy cry tear, whispering, 'I never thought I'd say this, but thank you, Tsuki. Thank you for reaching into the nest of serpents...to awaken me once again...'
'NNNNNNN...' Tsuki began regaining consciousness as she opened his. She looked around and found herself in an infirmary bed. Then she noticed Mako resting his head into his arms on the side of Tsuki's bed.
'Mako-san?' Tsuki whispered as began to sit up.
Waking up himself, Mako looked up and saw his human girlfriend had recovered. 'TSUKI!' He happily embraced Tsuki by wrapping his arms around her body. 'I was so worried! I thought you'd NEVER wake up!'
'MAKO-SAN?! What's going on?' Tsuki saw that she was no longer stone as well. 'Am I—'
'After Ishigami-sensei was defeated, she was suspended for his activity when the Newspaper Club and I exposed her crimes,' explained Mako. 'On top of that, the spell she inflicted on the boys instantly wore off and they returned to normal. You, on the other hand, were still stoned for a whole day.'
'A WHOLE DAY!' Tsuki's human eyes widened. 'But that means...TODAY'S MY BIRTHDAY! And I didn't even get to—'
'Speaking of Ishigami-sensei, I have something for you,' Mako said as she remembered something. He presented something on a stand being covered by blanket, then he yanked the blanket, yelling, 'SURPRISE!' It was a beautiful painting of Tsuki.
'Wha-What IS that?' asked Tsuki.
'It's something I was working on for you birthday!'
'My...WHAT?!'
'...…...HAPPY BIRTHDAY, TSUKI!' Mako cheered as he embraced his girlfriend.
'Y-Y-You remembered?!'
'Of course I did! It was a surprise!'
'...Mako-san...'
'...Tsuki…'
'...Mako-san...'
'...Tsuki…'
'...Mako-san...'
'...Tsuki…'
The two of them looked into each others eyes with love for one another.
'...Mako-san...'
'...Tsuki…'
With romance burning in their hearts, the two lovers leaned their heads closer...and closer...and closer...and--
'HAPPY BIRTHDAY, TSUKI-SAN!'
'HAPPY BIRTHDAY~DESU!'
Tsuki literally missed Mako's lips as she toppled off the bed and onto the floor as Kumaru and Yukinari burst in.
'I brought you some chocolate!' Kumaru cheered while holding out his birthday present.
'And I brought you a Warawara-kun doll~desu!' Yukinari cheered as he did the same thing.
Kōmura Nazo says:
Wait a second! How did Kumaru-kun and Yukinari-kun know about Tsuki-chan's birthday? WHEE!
'And it's all because I love you!' Kumaru romantically hugged the recovering girl.
'And I love you MORE!' Yukinari also hugged her from the other side.
'No, I DO!'
'I DO!'
'I DO!'
'I DO!'
'I DO!'
'I DO!'
'I DO!'
'NO!' Mako screamed as he tackled Tsuki. 'I LOVE TSUKI MORE THAN ANY OF YOU!'
'NO, MAKO! NOT AGAIN!' begged the human girl. 'PLEASE! DON'T!'
*BITE*
'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!'
End
Okay, before we end, I just recently learned that Maeghan Albach, the voice actress for Mrs. Aono, had passed away two months ago. Therefore, I re-casted Mr's Aono with Michelle Ruff. In the future, PLEASE alert me when any of my cast members have retired and/or passed away. THROW ME A FRIGGIN' BONE HERE, PEOPLE!
Later
I am SO terribly sorry for the delay of the next chapter. I've been spending a lot of time playing Odyssey and working on a chapter that was NOT adapted into the anime, along with being sick for the past week. But now I'm better and here you go.
Enjoy
Two months had passed since Tsuki Aono, an average teenage human girl, enrolled against her will into Yōkai Academy, a school made for monsters. Since then, she had already gained three monster 'boyfriends': Yukinari Sendo, a highly intelligent wizard despite being 11-years-old; Kumaru Kurono, a perverted incubus who constantly harasses her; and Mako Akashiya, a vampire boy who has an obsession for her blood, as well as a split-personality that awakens whenever his Rosario Cross is removed from around his neck.
Because Tsuki is a human, she is forced to keep her identity a secret; otherwise, she will be executed. And only Mako knows the truth, yet is willing to protect her in exchange for his blood.
Right now, Tsuki was sitting in his desk in homeroom. Next to Tsuki sat her first 'boyfriend', Mako Akashiya; Mako was reading a book on art. Tsuki stared at the pink-haired vampire boy.
(Tsuki's Fantasy)
Tsuki returned to her dorm room and--
'Welcome home, Tsuki!' said Mako right in front of him, wearing only underwear.
Tsuki's lustful eyes widened at Mako's hunky body. 'MAKO-SAN!' she exclaimed.
'HAPPY BIRTHDAY!' Mako cried out.
'How did you remember?' Tsuki asked with excitement.
'What do you mean 'how did I remember'? Why do you think I'm half-naked?'
'...Mako-san...'
'...Tsuki…'
As the two of them walked over to each other, Tsuki's suddenly found herself striping down to her panties. '...Mako-san...' she whispered while hiding her breasts with her arms.
'...Tsuki…'
'...Mako-san...'
'...Tsuki…'
Finally, the two of them met, pressing their chests up against one another.
'...Mako-san...'
'...Tsuki…'
'...Mako-san...'
(End of Fantasy)
'TSUKI-CHAN!'
*BAM*
Tsuki suddenly got hit in the head by Gina with a fan and snapped back to reality.
'It's club meeting time, y'all,' said the female pervert. 'My, Mako-san, you're just as handsome as last time.'
Mako gave an uncontrollable smile to the flirtatious Gina.
'Hey, Tsuki-chan!'
*SLAP*
Tsuki suddenly got smacked on the butt; she jumped and turned around, noticing the culprit. 'KUMARU-KUN! Don't smack my butt!'
'Oh, come on, Tsuki-san,' said the incubus teen. 'I liked it, didn't you?'
'NO! I—'
*BANG*
A pan came out of the sky and hit Kumaru on the head, knocking him to the ground.
'Anyone who bothers MY Tsuki-san shall answer to ME~DESU!' cheered the culprit: Yukinari Sendo.
'What the hell?!' gasped Gina. 'Where'd THIS kid come from?
'Oh, you didn't know?' asked Mako. 'Yukinari-kun is our newest club member.'
'And Tsuki-san's BOYFRIEND~DESU!'
'NO HE ISN'T!' screamed Tsuki. 'He's just a FRIEND who happens to be a BOY!
'O...kay?' sighed Gina. 'Whatever, let's just get to the deal.'
'And for THAT matter, these guys really have no problem admitting their feelings,' thought Tsuki. 'But enough about that; after the club meeting, I'm inviting Mako-san to my room for a private birthday celebartion!'
She and the rest of the boys took their seats as Gina stepped up to the chalkboard.
'Pay attention, everyone,' Gina said in a demanding voice. 'In one month, four male students suddenly disappeared without a trace. Here, I'm handing out some information.' She gave each of her clubmates a piece of paper detailing the missing boys.
'Wow,' thought Tsuki, 'Gina's acting pretty serious on an incident for once.'
'The first thing we need to do is ask some other classmates who were possibly close to them,' said Gina. '...NOW!'
The club members quickly fled out the classroom for investigation.
'And when the missing boys realize the president of the club who saved them was me,' Gina thought with a mysterious grin, 'they'll be DYING to reward me with those mountains on their chests.'
Kōmura Nazo says:
Of course. That was her REAL intention. WHEE!
'Wait! Where are you going, Mako-san?' asked Tsuki later that evening. 'I was about to—'
'I have after-school modeling classes with the art teacher,' said Mako said. 'I'm going to model some art designs for a whole week in preparation for next year's school-art book.'
'Mako-san?!' Tsuki outh hung wide open. 'Modeling?!'
(Tsuki's Fantasy)
Mako was wearing a biker's outfit while sitting on a motorcycle as many photography flashes surrounded him.
Mako was wearing green boxing shorts and red boxing gloves as many photography flashes surrounded him.
Mako was wearing a boy-band outfit.
A traditional vampire outfit.
Nothing but a green-black speedo.
(End of Fantasy)
'AND FOR THE NEXT WEEK! THAT MEANS HE'LL BE MISSING OUT ON MY BIRTHDAY!' Tsuki began pulling her hair as waterfalls of tears flowed down her eyes.
'Tsuki?' Mako thought.
'Wait, Mako-san!' Tsuki cried in tears. 'Do you know what's coming up?'
'What are you talking about?' asked the vampire boy.
'A certain day! For a certain...someone!'
'Oh...no, I don't!'
Tsuki's body crumbled into a million. 'ARE YOU KIDDING ME!' she screamed as her body assembled back together.
'But I'll try to make it,' said Tsuki.
'You promise?'
'I promise, Tsuki.'
'Mako-san.'
'Tsuki.'
'Mako-san.'
'Tsuki...may I suck your blood again?'
'Sure, Mako-sa—wait! WHAT?!'
*BITE*
'IIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!'
Kōmura Nazo says:
Ya let yer guard down. WHEE!
'Thank you so much, Tsuki!' Mako blushed madly. 'This'll be the last time I'll ever get to drink your blood for a long long time.' And so, he went along his merry way, leaving Tsuki to stare at him in depression.
'It's so easy for him and everyone else to say they love me,' Tsuki thought. 'So why can't I do the same for THEM? Especially since my birthday's coming up?'
Mako arrived at the Yōkai Academy art office. 'Hello? Sensei?'
'Ah, Mako-san!' A man whispered from right behind Mako, getting the vampire boy to turn around. 'Welcome,' the man continued. 'I am Ishigami Hotaru.'
Mr. Ishigami was a young man in his early 30s or late 20s with a hourglass figure. He had braided hair worn under a bandana over her head. He also wore a wears a pale shirt, slim jeans, pumps, a golden necklace and a long trench coat with paint stains on it.
'Pleasure to meet you, Ishigami-sensei' Mako said with a bow.
'Likewise,' said Ishigami. 'Well then, shall we begin?'
The next day, Tsuki and Mako sat in art class. 'Okay, class,' said Mr. Ishigami. 'This month, we shall be working on 'what's important to you'! And just what is important to you is the art in each and every one of your hearts.'
'So what kind of model is Mako-san going to become?' thought Tsuki. She opened up her and...
*SPALT*
'EEEEHHHHHHH?'
The book contained statues of naked boys.
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He's going to be a NUDE MODEL?! WHEE!
The image of Mako looking like the Thinker statue flashed through Tsuki's mind. 'Now that I think about it, a lot of boys have apparently been skipping classes lately to join the art class...could they be...'
*THUD*
'OW!' A male student suddenly fell through the side window; this boy had black hair with an emo style on the front. 'I've decided to join art for some fun!'
'Huh? There's another one!'
'Hey, Ishigami-sensei?' Mako asked. 'Could you help me?' He waited patiently for the art teacher to walk towards him. 'I think I made some mistakes,' Mako said as Mr. Ishigami was right beside him.
Tsuki watched their art teacher demonstrate and explain Mako's errors on his sketch pad. She was determined to ask Mako to send her birthday with her.
'Mako-san!' Tsuki called out after class. 'Can I talk to you for a minute?'
'Sure. What's up?' asked the vampire boy.
Tsuki opened her mouth to speak, but the loud noise of all the students kept reaching her ears. 'You know what, maybe we should go somewhere less noisy,' she said a she took Mako's hand and began dragging him to--
*BUMP*
She suddenly bumped into someone accidentally, causing her to almost fall. But the person, who turned out to be Kumaru, reached out to steady her.
'Sorry bout that,' Kumaru yelled joyfully as he embraced the brunette human from behind and began playing with her boobs.
Mako rolled his eyes in disgust at the flirty incubus.
*BEEP* *BEEP*
Suddenly, his watch began beeping. He looked at it and saw the time. 'Oh, shit! I'm late!' he yelled to himself. 'Sorry, Tsuki, but I'm late of modeling,' he called out to Tsuki as he began rushing off.
'MAKO-SAN! WAIT!' cried Tsuki. But Mako was already out of Tsuki's earshot.
Days went by as Tsuki continued attempting to ask Mako about her birthday. Every time, unfortunately, one of two things happened:
1. Mako, who appeared to still be completely unaware of Tsuki's special day, turned her down, mostly because of after school activities.
2. One of Tsuki's other boyfriends, Kumaru and Yukinari, kept interrupting to harass her.
2. One of Tsuki's other boyfriends, Kumaru and Yukinari, kept interrupting to harass her.
Now it was just one day before the deadline. Tsuki stood outside the door of Mr. Ishigami's classroom, determined to confront Mako once and for all.
'What am I to Mako-san anyway?' the human brunette thought. 'All he ever does I care about sucking my blood. Apparently, I'm not even important enough for him to remember my birthday. Could it be...NO. I WILL ask Mako out this time, and I WON'T be afraid to ask him to be with me for my birthday!'
'EXCUSE ME!' she yelled as she slid the door open. 'I need to talk with—'
But much to her surprise, nobody was in there. 'Huh? I must be early. Oh well, I guess I'll just wait till he arrives.' She was about to sit down when she heard someone muffled screaming...
'MMMMM! MMMMM!'
The sounds came from a locker in the corner, which had a male uniform scattered on the ground right in front of it. Heading to the locker, she opened the door and, to her surprise, saw a mysterious statue that was posing like the mythical Greek hero Perseus. Tsuki noticed the muffled screams coming from the statue...and the statue appeared to be shaking.
'Is that statue...crying?! What's going on here?' she exclaimed. 'Hold on a sec, he looks like—'
'What are you doing to my art? How'd you get in here?'
'EEK!' Frightened, Tsuki jumped around and saw Mr. Ishigami glaring right behind him.
'I-I-Ishigami-sensei! I'm so sorry for barging in here,' said Mako frantically. 'I was j—'
'I-I-Ishigami-sensei! I'm so sorry for barging in here,' said Mako frantically. 'I was j—'
Mr. Ishigami glared at the brunette a his braids began floating in a mysterious--
'Oh, you must be Tsuki-chan from Class 3,' Mr. Ishigami said in a softer and kinder tone.
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Wait a sec! What happened to the floating braids? WHEE!
'If you're looking for Mako-san, I'm afraid he's too busy modeling for me to spend time with you,' said Mr. Ishigami.
'WHY CAN'T SHE?!' cried--
'Tsuki?!' Mako suddenly came into the classroom. 'What are YOU doing here?'
'Mako-san!' gasped the human brunette girl. 'I-I-I was—'
'I'm sorry, but you can't be here,' Mako said as he pushed her through the art door archway. 'You need to leave.'
'What do you mean can't be here?' cried Tsuki. 'Are you really going to be a nude model?'
'Of course not! A-A-And even if I WAS, it's none of your business. Now PLEASE LEAVE!'
'...…...I get it,' Tsuki whispered. 'That's all I am to you? Nothing but a nuisance?'
'What?! I-I didn't—'
'NOW I UNDERSTAND! YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT ME! DO YOU?! WELL I'M SORRY FOR BUGGING YOU TOO MUCH!'
Enraged, Tsuki turned around and stormed off in tears. 'This is the worst birthday of my life! All I wanted was to spend a whole day alone with Mako-san, but she never cared from the beginning!'
'TSUKI! WAIT!' Mako tried to rush after her, but was stopped by Mr. Ishigami who grabbed his arm.
'I'm afraid I can't let you go after him,' Mr. Ishigami whispered violently as his braids began floating again. In fact, the ends of the braids began growing bigger and opening up and growing fangs and gaining glowing red eyes.
'I-Ishigami-sensei?!' Mako pink-haired boy exclaimed. 'What's-What's happening to your hair?'
Mr. Ishigami's braids suddenly lunged a Mako, grabbing him by the wrists and ankles.
'I'm afraid Tsuki-chan saw a little too much,' hissed Mr. Ishigami. 'So I'm afraid our time together will have to COME TO AN END!'
Another braid of Mr. Ishigami lunged at Mako's face and...
'AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!'
'Oh my god!' Yukinari whispered in the newspaper clubroom as he looked into his crystal ball that laid on a desk Yukinari was sitting at.
'What's going on, Yukinari-kun?' asked Kumaru.
'Divination! I'm looking into my crystal ball and can sense a bad aura coming from where Mako-san is right now.'
Just then, Tsuki arrived as she opened the door.
'Tsuki! You're finally here!' said the teenage incubus.
'You're late, young late!' Gina proclaimed as she held up a missing person flyer. 'Another boy disappeared yesterday!'
As Tsuki looked at the picture, her eyes widened as she recognized the face; she snatched the flyer out Gina's hand to get a better examination. 'This kid! I've SEEN him before, he skipped classes to hang out with Ishigami-senpai...'
(Flashback)
*THUD*
'OW!' A male student suddenly fell through the side window; this boy had black hair with an emo style on the front. 'I've decided to join art for some fun!'
(End of Flashback)
'...and THAT time...' Tsuki whispered.
(Flashback)
'MMMMM! MMMMM!'
The sounds came from a locker in the corner, which had a male uniform scattered on the ground right in front of it. Heading to the locker, she opened the door and, to her surprise, saw a mysterious statue that was posing like the mythical Greek hero Perseus. Tsuki noticed the muffled screams coming from the statue...and the statue appeared to be shaking.
(End of Flashback)
'MAKO-SAN'S IN DANGER!' Tsuki screamed as she rushed back to the art room.
Mako began regaining consciousness. As he got up, he found himself in an ancient Greek-like temple.
'MMMMMM!'
'MMMMMMMMMM!'
'MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!'
'MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!'
'MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!'
Just then, Mako saw five statues muffling and shaking. 'What's going on? Are those statues screaming?! And MOVING?!' Then she recognized the appearances: they matched the missing students from the missing people flyers. Suddenly, he right arm felt heavy; he looked and saw that his hand had turned to stone.
'You like it?' hissed a demonic voice.
Mako turned around and saw Mr. Ishigami right behind.
'YOU! It was YOU who kidnapped the students!' cried Mako furiously. 'But how did you turn them to stone? And HAND for that matter!'
Mr. Ishigami didn't answer; he just removed his headband, revealing a bunch of snakes for his hair. 'It's ALL because of my babies,' Mr. Ishigami gloated as he consoled some of his snakes. 'Anyone who gets bitten by my snakes gets stoned instantly. The only reason YOU'RE still moving is because you weren't hit in the brain; attacking the brain turns them entirely stone, while biting any OTHER part simply turns THOSE parts into stone. It's the way we medusa work since Ancient Greece!'
Bite Sized Monster Dictionary:
Medusa
From Green mythology, a fearsome monster with snakes as hair They have the power to turn living things into stone. Stronger ones can turn anyone who simply looks at them in stone.
From Green mythology, a fearsome monster with snakes as hair They have the power to turn living things into stone. Stronger ones can turn anyone who simply looks at them in stone.
*WHIP* *WHIP* *WHIP*
Mr. Ishigami's snakes suddenly seized Mako's entire body. 'Behold, the GREATEST heroes of Ancient Greece!' he shouted as he pointed to each of his statues while naming them. 'Achilles! Jason! Odysseus! Perseus! Theseus!'
Mako terrifyingly looked behind him and saw five naked statues posing as the five said heroes from Greek mythology.
'And YOU...' continued Mr. Ishigami, '...YOU will be the GREATEST of all these heroes: HERACLES!'
Kōmura Nazo says:
Heracles, better known in Roman and Western regions as Hercules, is the most famously known hero of Greek mythology. The demigod son of thunder god Zeus and mortal Alcmene, he is best known for performing what would be known as his Twelve Labors. WHEE!
One of Mr. Ishigami's snakes charged at Mako, ready to turn the pink-haired boy into--
'MAKO-SAN!' Tsuki cried as she burst through the door and ran up to Mako to free him. 'ENOUGH of your insanity!' Tsuki screamed at the Medusa man. 'I won't let you turn Mako-san into stone!'
'You damn bitch!' yelled Mr. Ishigami. 'GET OUT OF MY WAY!'
'TSUKI! NO! SAVE YOURSELF!' begged Mako. 'YOU'LL GET TURNED TO—'
'I DON'T CARE!' Tsuki cried as she reached out to Mako. 'I...I CAN'T GO ON WITHOUT YOU, MAKO-SAN! I NEED YOU, NO MATTER HOW INSIGNIFICANT I AM TO YOU! I...I...I LO—'
*BITE*
Tsuki was suddenly instantaneously turned into a statue as a snake bit her forehead.
'TSUKI!' cried Mako.
Remaining completely still, the statue of Tsuki toppled over onto the ground, much to Mako's horror.
'Wow! THAT was ridiculously easy,' chucked Mr. Ishigami. 'Too easy that I could swear she's a hu—'
Suddenly, a bright pink light emitting from Mako engulfed in entire art studio, interrupting Mr. Ishigami.
'WHA?! WHAT IN HADES IS GOING ON?!' Mr. Ishigami screamed.
Hundreds of bat flew into the studio through the window and encircled Mako's glowing body. When the bats dispersed, the bright light dimmed and Mako was once again in his true form.
'No way! That HAIR! Those EYES! He's a SHINSO VAMPIRE!' Mr. Ishigami's expression turned from satisfaction to fear. 'But how--'
Just then, Mr. Ishigami observed the silver-haired boy's chest and noticed that the Rosario Cross, which he noticed many time before, was no longer attached to Mako's choker. He looked down and saw the statue of Tsuki holding the Rosario Cross within her stoned hand. 'You gotta be kidding me!' Mr. Ishigami began panicking.
'Now it's MY turn!' Mako suddenly grabbed the snakes from Mr. Ishigami's hair that restrained him and ripped the off of the Medusa teacher's head.
'AH! MY SNAKES! MY HAIR!' screamed Mr. Ishigami. 'YOU SON-OF-A-BITCH! YOU DON'T EVEN UNDERSTAND WHAT ART IS!'
'I understand ENOUGH!' Mako yelled from above as he threw his foot down at Mr. Ishigami's face. 'KNOW YOUR PLACE, BITCH!'
*BAM*
Mako struck the top of Mr. Ishigami's head with his stoned leg, leaving the Medusa teacher with a nearly fractured skull as he laid on the ground in a pool of blood pouring from his head.
'Y-Y-Yes, Mako-san...' Mr. Ishigami whispered unconsciously.
Kōmura Nazo says:
This chapter's climactic battle took 197 words across 8 paragraphs! WHEE!
'I wonder if that snakehead knows what it's like to feel the pain from his own stone,' Mako sighed to himself and he twirled the front of his hair. He turned around and approached the statue of his human lover, kneeling down to retrieve his Rosario Cross. As he did so, he gave a sad smile and began shedding a sexy cry tear, whispering, 'I never thought I'd say this, but thank you, Tsuki. Thank you for reaching into the nest of serpents...to awaken me once again...'
'NNNNNNN...' Tsuki began regaining consciousness as she opened his. She looked around and found herself in an infirmary bed. Then she noticed Mako resting his head into his arms on the side of Tsuki's bed.
'Mako-san?' Tsuki whispered as began to sit up.
Waking up himself, Mako looked up and saw his human girlfriend had recovered. 'TSUKI!' He happily embraced Tsuki by wrapping his arms around her body. 'I was so worried! I thought you'd NEVER wake up!'
'MAKO-SAN?! What's going on?' Tsuki saw that she was no longer stone as well. 'Am I—'
'After Ishigami-sensei was defeated, she was suspended for his activity when the Newspaper Club and I exposed her crimes,' explained Mako. 'On top of that, the spell she inflicted on the boys instantly wore off and they returned to normal. You, on the other hand, were still stoned for a whole day.'
'A WHOLE DAY!' Tsuki's human eyes widened. 'But that means...TODAY'S MY BIRTHDAY! And I didn't even get to—'
'Speaking of Ishigami-sensei, I have something for you,' Mako said as she remembered something. He presented something on a stand being covered by blanket, then he yanked the blanket, yelling, 'SURPRISE!' It was a beautiful painting of Tsuki.
'Wha-What IS that?' asked Tsuki.
'It's something I was working on for you birthday!'
'My...WHAT?!'
'...…...HAPPY BIRTHDAY, TSUKI!' Mako cheered as he embraced his girlfriend.
'Y-Y-You remembered?!'
'Of course I did! It was a surprise!'
'...Mako-san...'
'...Tsuki…'
'...Mako-san...'
'...Tsuki…'
'...Mako-san...'
'...Tsuki…'
The two of them looked into each others eyes with love for one another.
'...Mako-san...'
'...Tsuki…'
With romance burning in their hearts, the two lovers leaned their heads closer...and closer...and closer...and--
'HAPPY BIRTHDAY, TSUKI-SAN!'
'HAPPY BIRTHDAY~DESU!'
Tsuki literally missed Mako's lips as she toppled off the bed and onto the floor as Kumaru and Yukinari burst in.
'I brought you some chocolate!' Kumaru cheered while holding out his birthday present.
'And I brought you a Warawara-kun doll~desu!' Yukinari cheered as he did the same thing.
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Wait a second! How did Kumaru-kun and Yukinari-kun know about Tsuki-chan's birthday? WHEE!
'And it's all because I love you!' Kumaru romantically hugged the recovering girl.
'And I love you MORE!' Yukinari also hugged her from the other side.
'No, I DO!'
'I DO!'
'I DO!'
'I DO!'
'I DO!'
'I DO!'
'I DO!'
'NO!' Mako screamed as he tackled Tsuki. 'I LOVE TSUKI MORE THAN ANY OF YOU!'
'NO, MAKO! NOT AGAIN!' begged the human girl. 'PLEASE! DON'T!'
*BITE*
'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!'
End
Okay, before we end, I just recently learned that Maeghan Albach, the voice actress for Mrs. Aono, had passed away two months ago. Therefore, I re-casted Mr's Aono with Michelle Ruff. In the future, PLEASE alert me when any of my cast members have retired and/or passed away. THROW ME A FRIGGIN' BONE HERE, PEOPLE!
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